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pregnantmermaid:

like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh

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microwavepizzaoven:

some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”

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1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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