pregnantmermaid:
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
(Source: kormasutra, via klinklang)
microwavepizzaoven:
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
(via klinklang)
partyintheusanus:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT